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“The Bitsa Chronicles” Starring Sniper Sully, Paddywhacking Sirpaddy and more!”

“…when your in battle, holding a flank, having a wicked throw down, and you get this epic idea , positive its going to work and your going to look like a hero, even let out a almighty war cry >:O rush in let off a shot miss horrible, let off another one, miss by mile in other direction, and you go from hero to zero, and fail like a chump :(”

“if Toby the tide pod eating condom snorting 75th gender third removed can do it, be a walk in the park for you bro”

“arty >:O”

“I nap so I can play more tanks, I play more tanks so I can make more xp, I make more xp so I can Nap!”

“kickin ass and takin names…”

“Like the Birthday stuff
ah,happy b day man!
lol nah …World O tank [7th bday]…” lmao

“man this clan is so focused… -silence- -crickets-” during free Progetto event… couldn’t get a platoon going for the life of me πŸ™‚

“progetto!! >:O must grind”

“hi im benny
i just completed 5o battles :\
sirpaddys cool
hes my idol”

“i’ve horribly cussed my way into and outta hell in this game… still not banned yet”

“im innocent i say
didnt even killm
but benny has already lol
im blue”

“at least im not driving off cliffs and rolling my tank today…”

“he was playing pin ball with his type 64”

“the tank was running faster then my brain lol”

“why is it that i feel like i keep having great games and yet this exp bar doesn’t seem to change”

” im about to quit πŸ™‚
whats that
the meatball missions
boba bieba πŸ™‚
hubba hubba… stage vi” [can’t take it anymore, these missions, arghhh)

“my boss at work just keep me pushing to try this game” lol

“buddy was bitching whole game, end of it he ask’s where the arty was, so i click opposite corner, he goes there, no arty, i find him blast his ass, he gets pissed , bitchs at me , shoots me, so i give him one back lol”

“love hate mail first thing in the morning”

” must be clan retard when you have useless junior officers hiding in back as top tier tank…fucking retards”

“insult a entire clan over one mans actions in one game? sound more british than Scottish my friend, change your name and quit insulting my heritage by acting like a fn whanker, you have a problem with one of my clan members take it up with him, their all big boys, will have no problem talking shit back to you, dont come bitching at me and insult my clan cause your tampon is full and had a bad game”

“Salty_Scotsman: is that what you teach in your clan? you bet brother, i teach every clan member the art of fuck you kung-fu, where salty bitches get a taste of their own medicine, just published a book to called “Salty Bitches get Stitches and left in Ditches” you should check it out, whole chapter on cunts just like you, for a guy with 1700 battles, maybe you should get a few more under your belt before trying to coach other peoples games” priceless!

“just team killed a lorre what a whore
one shoted him πŸ™‚
his name was kevan ,hes in heavan lol
fuck with me >:O
ps he shot first
not even blue
best day since yesterday” LMFAO!!!

“so proud
grow up so quick:(
i remember when you were still a young tanker…
ah the memories
its like my own chat channel :0”

“returns to garage,sixth sense goes off lol
so handy ”

“my drink is gone…. so am i…”

“one time in tank camp…
i ate corn soup for 3 days…
lots a beans…
needless to say
i had my very own tank that week”

“scotch, mouse, keyboard…. yep… ready!”

“the moment ur firing that 150mm gun and realize those new deep bass headphones actually work”

“hey all you guys
never know i could be a tranny
lol” BITSA… the gender non conforming non binary friendly clan

“all welcome except for arseholes”

“yep man buns lol
unless you’re in a swordfight”

“sweet lol, rolled off a bridge. Going to be one of those days…”

“good mornin tank heads”

“fuck is with these teams this morn,lol full metal tard
sorry full metal special”

“bongs n tanks

its my new religion”

“you have been hacked!!
*tree was here*
lol :O”

“plus some gloves on man
ull get infected πŸ˜›
ah those gloves

“just did a freefall off glaciers top high area and sniped an is3s roof, gunna upload the replay :)”

“nice having someone else in the seat when i go on a rant, than when they look up my file, doesnt show me as a … of a clan, lol, something about a clan … coming un-cunted looks bad i guess, got into a beef with some goof, clan, full of fucking useless tits bunch of sandy vagina , cum guzzling sperm junkies, talk shit all day long , really there just a bunch of stat padding wallet warriors living in mommys basement waiting for their balls to drop”

“have no 8s right no now*
pawn shops looking full :|”

” just saw [former BITSA teammate] in battle but never got a shot on the poor baztard
My shot hit you after the grille blew you up
I had the kill shot aimmed on [former BITSA teammate] and you
Next time I swear”

“:\ when you fix your track than place your fingers in wrong position, hit the fn D key instead of S and give your side to the red basterd :(”

“damn i missed another tourney”

” i really give up on this game people are just straight cancer and never work as a team unless with clan mates
ya i know how you feel
he’s right
9 out of 15 go left and get bogged down by 3
its a game i dont let it ruin my buzz . the joys of random play.”

“…and I did it all without pants on”

“hey all
living the dream paddy, livin the dream
yes the dream πŸ™‚
had one other night,prob dont wana hear bout it :\

“Got my fish trained so I can pet it lol
use to hand feed my pirrana”

“leoperd frogs 😐
they are smart
they screem
the frogs
lil disterbing
like racoon fight. Sounds like babies being slaughtered
angle fish were nice
hand feed them too
not to pirrana
angels are cool. can be aggressive lil pricks
they can
gota watch what u put in tank with them
I have a wicked looking siamese buddies with all my neons. They all party together
they get along with chinees fightn fish
sweeet” rofllmaolol!!!

“cant find my floating disco ball :(”

“+ Sheridan or T92 arty? next purchased…both unlocked to need to decide which one to buy
– sheridan
– sheridan
– fuck arty


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